Comecei a escrever no momento em que percebi que só pensar não mais me satisfazia.

Precisava transbordar todo aquele pensamento que só ao meu universo de idéias pertencia.

Hoje, escrevo por pura necessidade, por irresistível vício e por agradável teimosia.

Claudia Pinelli Rêgo Fernandes ®

segunda-feira, setembro 20, 2010

Piadinha Made in U.K.

Gopal goes to Air India to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - tea."

"Have you ever been in the military service?

"Yes," he says, "I was in army for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."

Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

Gopal says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

Gopal is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking tea and scratching our balls. No
point you coming in for that."




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